1. Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
MARTHE
Definition:
Marthe isn't defined yet.

2.) Your age?
18
Definition:
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.


3.) One of your friends?
Kim
Definition:
The last name of many, many Korean people. It's like Smith or Jones in English-speaking countries.
Hey, look! Everywhere there's a Kim! Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, Kim Young-sam, Kim Dae-jung...


4.) What should you be doing?
Cleaning
Definition:
The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."


5.) Favorite color?
Red
Definition:
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!


6.) Birthplace?
Bakkeveen
Definition:
Bakkeveen isn't defined yet.



7.) Month of your birth?
October
Definition:
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.


8.) Last person you talked to?
Marieke [online]
Definition:
Marieke isn't defined yet.

Offline;
Bastiaan [offline]
Definition:
Bastiaan isn't defined yet.


9.) One of your nicknames?

Mouse
Definition:
The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.
The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.




and I tag you, you ánd you.